Nation Shocked: Chris Matthews is a Douche

According to the NY Post, Chris Matthews may have been gunning for the gig at Meet the Press while at Tim Russert's funeral.

Even I don't buy that, and I think Matthews is a blowhard sexist terrible journalist.

However, I do buy this: a source told the Post that no host of a MSNBC show has a shot at the coveted job, saying:

"They're cable. They're far too partisan. They have no gravitas. If gravitas is eight letters, they're about seven letters short."

Give Me More, Monkey!