Fall TV Has Begun!

House: Starring the delicious Hugh Laurie, and some other people. FOX, 9pm PST / EST

So, last season, in a pair of fabulous episodes (House's Brain/Wilson's Heart) Amber the Cutthroat Bitch had died because House couldn't stop drinking/being codependent. Wilson is not so happy about this. Count on bizarro cases, lingering guilt, pill popping, and a still annoying 13.

The Biggest Loser: Families, NBC Two Hour Premier 8pm PST/EST

Apparently, someone told Jillian she was too nice last year. Too nice. So Jillian has admitted that she is even tougher this year. Beatings and more beatings! Yay! Bob is still gay or southern, and still uber competitive against his fellow partner. What does this all mean? These contestants are in for absolute hell (and the chance to win $250,000 furnished by seventeen different product placement companies).

So take a break from your hatred of Sarah Palin (Not really. Just hate her during commercials.) and watch some masochists and sadists (both fictional and real!) tonight.