I'm Donating My Balls to Marty McFly

A new STUDY came out that says stem cells from human testicles could be just as effective as stem cells from embryos.

The right wing must be going NUTS!

As the movie Just One of the Guy taught us, "All balls itch. It's a fact!" Maybe this new fact is the answer to why they always do. I mean, I ain't a scientist, but could the stem cell juices somehow make a man's scrot more itchy?

But alas, the stem cells would only benefit men. Yay! The patriarchy has now moved to a subatomic level!!!! Sorry ladies, but here is a TOY [ABOVE] to help relieve your frustration.