The DNC & Me

Here are 10 thoughts I have had while watching the speeches and coverage of the DNC:

1.) Does anyone else think Michelle Obama acts a lot like the Regina King character in Jerry Maguire? During her speech on Monday, I half expected her to say to the audience, "We both majored in marketing. We came to play!"
2.) Howard Dean is now coloring his hair.
3.) Nancy Pelosi and Teresa Heinz Kerry are the same person and they both need to take their scary asses back to Middle Earth.
4.) I wanna marry into the Biden family. I'd rather be Mrs. Beau or Hunter Biden (Pictured Above) but would settle for being Mrs. Ashley Biden cuz she is HOT!
5.) Tom Brokaw's liver spots are really starting to freak me the fuck out.
6.) Both Hillary and Chelsea decompressed too quickly after a recent scuba trip or visit to the moon and now have the bug eyes.
7.) Although it has been said ten to fifteen times, in several different speeches, in several different contexts, I still giggle when they use the word, "doody."
8.) President Clinton ... that bitch be lookin' rough!
9.) Enough with the coordinated SIGNS and TALKING POINTS!!! The spontaneous outbursts by the crowd are about as natural as an oral bowel movment.
10.) Obama should've waited till tomorrow to take the stage. Ya know, Steven Spielberg, when discussing the editing of Jaws, said he messed up by going back and adding a "scare" earlier in the movie because the result was that when the shark popped out later in the film the effect and "scare" was not as powerful. I think Obama's speech and overall presentation tomorrow night will not be as impactful after his cameo tonight. To put it in relative terms, the shark might have jumped too early. I could be wrong, I often am.