You Had to Call the Black Guy a Monkey...

Admittedly, I thought I'd like to find something about monkeys to write about for my first post. I didn't really think I'd be able to so much because, you know, I'm writing about politics...but oh no. I should never underestimate the South. For the record, I say that as somebody born below the Mason-Dixon line. That's why this especially makes my soul bleed...

There's a fricking bar in Marietta, GA, that's selling this tshirt...And the assmonkey owner basically responded, "I'm not a racist...he DOES look like a monkey." Oh, woof. Really, guy!?!? THAT'S your defense? Seriously. The 14th Amendment happened 140 years ago...it's time to let it go.

Elsewhere, this Primary is STILL going on (hurry up June 3rd), Myanmar has clearly done something to anger Jesus (and by Jesus, I mean Buddha)...oh and there's like a jillion people dead in China.